Thanks to tyke51 for hosting, yeoman work in tabulating the votes.
Congratulations to jono for clearly topping a strong field.
I failed to understand the winning clue, but:
(a) That's not uncommon...probably no surprise that I interpreted "sheets" as bed linen;
(b) I trust any consensus reached by this august group, and agree with paulh above.
Thanks to chrise, jimmygtal, patrich and paulh for votes.