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Bum on here probed by wood , hilarious turnip-shaped todger?
O?e ?o? e?t?e? Bum suggests anagram of "on here" so looks like "One ?o? either " but can't make any sense of that or the wood.

I think it’s “one for Esther”, forest in an anagram ( burn) of “on here”, but the definition (hilarious turnip-shaped todger) is unknown to me, unless it’s a Jewish reference which is close to the bone

Esther Rantzen had a Sunday programme which I believe was called a that’s life which featured odd shaped vegetables

Very well remembered, Hastings69. It had Pam Ayres and Cyril Fletcher on, as I recall

stuck on a couple - any help please..

17/1 C*ck: penis not after spam fritters (6,2,4,5) ------ -f ---s p----

19/4 man of many words cut off bollocks and d*ck (6,7) ------ -o-n---

one more.. (sure this clue has been in before!)
24a Balls producing spooge from behind, given organ I entered (10) -----e-i--

cheers in advance

19/4 looks like Doctor Johnson. To doctor is to castrate.
24 must be Deliveries. Liver + i in Seed reversed
Still thinking about the anagram of penisnotafterspam

17/1 How about “Pirate of Men’s Pants”, weak homophone of Pirates of Penzance. As suggested, an anagram of penis not after spam

Many Thanks for the answers - much appreciated

Any help gratefully received .
I’m stuck on 9/12/23
Descriptive of Happy shoppers meat & veg (4,3,5)
?o?k (Cock?) and B?a?s ( Beans?)
26a
Lady toying with prick way back in China (3,4) ?e? S?t?
Many thanks in advance, Rob

Lady toying with prick way back in China (3,4) ?e? S?t?

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