Congrats jono (my favourite) and thanks buddy.
The pub jokes reminded me of this story:
A man was going in to his local, when a nun outside said
"Don't go in there sir, the drink is evil".
"How do you know it's evil; have you ever had one?"
"No sir, never a drop has passed my lips"
"So how can you condemn it if you have never tried it?"
"You are right, sir, perhaps I ought to try it"
"What would you like, then; I'll buy one for you"
"Well, I've heard that gin is the worst, but could you ask for it in a plastic cup, as no-one must see that I'm drinking"
So the man goes into the pub and asks for a pint of bitter and a gin in a plastic cup. The barman says
"Oh no, not that flaming nun again!"