Bassett, hinge, gooner, Malone
I got sixpence in the end but thought tuppence was the classic paltry payment. 'I couldn't care tuppence..'
Perhaps a clue with 'ram' mentioned?!
Tuppenny-halfpenny would be too long for 'The Times', if I've spelt it right, but we have some apostrophe lovers here who would approve of tuppenny-ha'penny, just fitting.
ha'p'orth is another version which I probably haven't got right.