Hey Dumbo!
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
Sue, it's nowt to do wi' being clever and educated.... just 'reply' instead of adding a thread - and regarding the clues - I'm just as clueless - but I get there - eventually!!
Keep trucking.....
Chris