Appreciate what you're saying Malone. But it is the evening post. Haven't come across a good one in all my travels across the UK whilst working. A bit like the evening standard.
I was working on the idea of two queues. 1 is orderly (in a straight line) and the other was disordely (wonky)
Therefore, one would be the straightest whilst the other would be the wonkiest.
Perhaps just regional. But we would say that where I come from.
I'm sure i'm wrong. But I still don't see a problem with it. :-)