Hm. Can’t I just pick all of them? Some nifty touches in paul @2 (so true) and 10, mattrom’s mo @9, dorrien @11 and 12 (“the end” is endearing), fiery’s measles shot @18, kt’s inept salesrooms @19, bigbad @26… Oh, heck, every entry has something nice. Although I thought “origins” should be “origin” at first, I suppose it works, so I’m going with peterm’s sweetmeat @16:
Rum origins of Spooner's vulgar people (8)
The prize, stranger than fiction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iDK9dk2AEI
And yes, penda, you may claim the credit!
Thanks, folks!