Thank you, Samuel and Rossim,
I'm not sure which one I opted for in the end. But that is me
done with this most infuriating of crosswords. It really is
unspeakable. The compiler - Rosebud - needs to have his/her
contract terminated.
That particular clue is not the worst.
On occasion clues have been made up of graphics, lines going in
any direction, circles of letters etc.