Teenieleek, at least you amused the class. Humour is the paramount achievement of humans, IMHO (as they now say. Another degradation of the language. *) If we could go back to laughing at each other, and ourselves, perhaps tensions would defuse. Then again, not PC now, and remember Charlie Hebdo.
The translation was in post #4:
http://www.crosswordsolver.org/forum/359060/offset/3
My high-school Latin isn't the best; long time ago. Looking at that now, I see some errors & could probably rephrase it, maybe even make it rhyme.
Word placement is relatively flexible because the inflection
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflection
indicates the case
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_case
e.g. the dog sees the cat
canis videt feles
canis feles videt
My language has very similar declensions. English lost that after 1066 and became somewhat of a pidgin language to accommodate the invaders. Just the pronouns are left and those may meld as well.
* Witness the (mis)use of
I &
me . Heaven help us if spelling gets standardized:
http://www.crosswordsolver.org/forum/15502/offset/926
Cryptics would go the way of the dodo.
I'll shut up now.
Cheers. Ad dies meliora.