Hi Thea.
Were you making a joke with your question to Aristo ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream_cheese#United_States
Just the thing for making your own dips for potato chips (crisps) & crudités.
Not a fan of Kraft, but the sky's the limit for imaginative concoctions:
http://www.kraftrecipes.com/recipes/appetizers/cream-cheese-recipes.aspx
Now I'm getting hungry. None in the fridge, so salsa will have to do.
You mentioned Marmite. Gag me with a spoon. Even the company says,
"Love it or hate it." As a child in NZ,
I bloody hated it.
No accounting for taste though:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite#2012.E2.80.9313_New_Zealand_Marmite_shortage
Sick people. (-;