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Actually I have an old shhh ivory one...very old...so I think it's legal???

i was gonna volunteer to hold your fags Pasty. i thought i might negotiate a fee with the yank. (you know i love you Aristo).

I believe she handles her own booking, trevor; she's quite resourceful.

I am now a non smoker....but Trevor I will seriously need somebody to get me on AND off the aforementioned Grand Piano. The job is yours if you wish...

Mr A, I will use one of those electronic things if it adds to the atmosphere.....


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Pastille!!!

shame on you Mr A!!! surely we are talking about some sort of electronic stair lift in lieu of my muscle power?

I was talking about one off those " kiddie on " cigarettes ...Trevor I am of sparrow weight....sure you could manage...but worried about your failing eyesight!!!

You may toss me in the wrong place....

Well we wouldn't want that, pastille. Even with your sparrow weight you could do a great deal of damage to GK's bagatelle collection.

Off to an OUTDOOR funeral. It's 0 Fahrenheit here (-18 C) and windy! Fortunately the collation is indoors.

Is it a cremation Aristo?, you could do with the heat!

-18 poor gravediggers. Even if it was done by machine. Wrap up warm.