Offhand about da's urine flow...[old-timer's disease](8,4) Freudian slip[eggcorn]
[The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey], do men play cricket here?(10) mondegreen[colemanballs]
After much angst surrounding rugby player married [a shining wit](11) malapropism
[Naughtie's Jeremy C*** perhaps], admitting his bum's wobbly(7) bushism[Freudian slip]
Mad crone astride a childs horse cried [“a terrible cat's after me”](7) eggcorn[malapropism]
[Is our children learning] about appreciation for bullfighters cojones?(12) colemanballs[bushism]
[I feel Sue Lawley] mates using this jelly(9) [mondegreen]
LINK: Brave new whirled, blue as “plebgate” perhaps(6,5) verbal abuse