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Getting concerned about your welfare Trevor,as you have been AWOL for a few days,which is out of character for you.
Hope you are OK,and haven't been so rash as to give your whereabouts,as demanded,to threatening posters!
You can always enlist the professional services of The Joker,if you so desire.
Regards
Joker

Oooh the joker, are we to assemble a posse, or shall I just knit one?

M

Mamya
The Joker works alone,almost invisibly but very effectively.
How are you at knitting broken bones?
Joker

Turn my hand to most projects oh man of mystery!

Hi all, thank you for noticing and the offer of TJ's no doubt stunning services.
I'm not quite dumb enough to give out that kind of detail on any forum, let alone to a puerile nut job.
I had a computer free day yesterday recovering from the night before.

very glad to hear it.

I'm not too dumb but I might use the name T.W. Dum it has a certain gravitas exactly like the name trevor doesn't (I'm thinking T.J. Hooker etc).

That would make you, Terry, Mister T.W. Dee.

My God Trevor-you have exposed my real identity on this forum.
I am now having to move house(maybe even country)to escape malevolent nutters.
Mamya,can you please knit me a disguise urgently?
Joker

Camouflage is my favourite , now wheres that wool gone?

I've got a tin of camouflage paint that does what it says on the tin. It's yours if you want it.