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bullfrog

15th July 2012, 14:55
I thought you might be interested in a preview of my new novel:

As he pulled it out she shivered in anticipation, and wondered if she’d ever been as wet as this. She couldn’t stop herself looking down at it, and was slightly disappointed to see that it was much smaller than she had expected. Her eyes suddenly widened though, when, as if at the flick of a switch, it started growing in his hand -- longer and wider than she could possibly have imagined, and deepest black. He smiled nervously as he hefted it into position. ‘I hope it’s big enough,’ he murmured, ‘They only had folding umbrellas left.’

An excerpt from this summer's sure-to-be best-seller, ’Fifty Shades Of Grey Skies’
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jazzgirl

15th July 2012, 15:10
Totally brilliant, Bullfrog. I hope you keep it up ;0)
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sallyw

15th July 2012, 16:18
Love it!
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francis

15th July 2012, 17:40
I recommend a dose of bromides.
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chrise

15th July 2012, 17:43
Brilliant bullfrog - will it be a series? Have you a film contract?
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pastille

15th July 2012, 18:05
Bullfrog you are indeed a man of many talents...

Cattle rustler...

Football comentater...

D.J...

Lover of not only Country But also Western...

Winner of countless Peer reviews/Cluelesses...

Now...soft porn peddler...

Respect!

I did suggest that J&S might have thought about a Fifty Shades Of Gay...but heyhoo...they snoozes, they losses...silly boys.

good luck with your new venture...

Bob...was it raining or was it just a wet dream?

P@ x



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pastille

15th July 2012, 18:06
Eh not bob...bob was no where near...I meant btw...

Sorry bob...
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mrs trellis

15th July 2012, 18:10
Bullfrog, I'm eagerly awaiting the next instalment, you teaser.
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pastille

15th July 2012, 18:20
Mrs T...seeing you are around. Do you know of your alterego may be around for the Olypics???

Hope so...
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mrs trellis

15th July 2012, 18:25
Ooh, don't know......I want to boycott the Olympics as a protest against all the commercialism and corporate cronyism. When even the athletes' immediate families can't get tickets it's just wrong. My leg's tired now from inflating my portable soapbox, but it does make me cross. Am I even allowed to use the word Olympics or do I have to pay some kind of royalty now?
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