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Perhaps we should reserve judgement until Quick-shot breaks down and begs for forgiveness and understanding...

Bullfrog, don't be naughty, he's very very busy. He hasn't got time.

Lol yet again ...

Welcome Susie..nice to see new faces?..

Now wtf...strange times...

susan is not a new face. old face new name. some things never change.
quixote did say sorry and asked to start again after his unfortunate initial posting,which trevor and I were happy to agree to. then he started the same rubbish again. mad as a box of frogs (if you'll excuse the expression).

Hi Philip, sorry to disagree with you but I am actually Susan. That's my name, always has been. I just haven't been on the forum for a while. I was clicking through for Times Jumbo postings (because I've still got loads of gaps!) and I just happened to see the donkey oaty rant and couldn't resist posting a reply because I couldn't believe how rude and smug he seems to be. Please don't mix me up with people who pretend to be different people. That's too spooky for me. I'm just a friendly cryptic crosswordy person who likes a laugh.

hello susan, I am happy to take your word for it and I apologise for saying you are a morphee.

Hello Phillip, that's okay. My life's mad enough already without trying to be more than one person. That's just bonkers! Not really sure why anyone would want to be a morphee (lovely new word, I'm definitely going to work it into a conversation sometime soon!) I imagine it's for people who aren't very busy. (I wish!) Oh, and they might have anoraks. See ya!

Apropos "Quite OTT,s" riveting account of his day,I append details of my mundane day,which I am sure you all will find absolutely fascinating.
6am Arose,made breakfast
6.30 Erected new greenhouse in garden.
9am Went to garden centre for plants for greenhouse
9am Took out automatic gearbox in my Volvo and replaced it with new one
12am To my local for three pints of beer
1pm Prepared lunch two courses
2pm Played round of golf
5pm Returned home and played ten simultaneous games of chess on line
6pm Quickie with GD
6.05pm Wrote another fifty pages of my new novel
7pm Started preparing dinner.Drank a half bottle of Scotch
8pm Ate dinner and drank two bottles of red wine
9pm Finished dinner and the other half bottle of Scotch
9.30 Decorated the spare bedroom
Midnight Went to bed and solved Zimenes crossword(30 minutes).Then to sleep.

you filthy lazy coot!!
no ablution?

lol