Well Rossie...you have just been added to my dubious "Claim to Fame" list.
To give you a flavour, no 5 is...
My second cousin's next door neighbour made the false teeth for the Rottweilers in The Omen.
Bet you are impressed.
...and yes I would love it signed...if I can find it.
My rather huge attic resembles something from ."The Hoarder Next Door".
Come to think of it...the dining room, the cellar....dear God... I need to get help!
Night night x