OMG Julie,
You’ve just unleashed a whole debate twixt me and my old man. We would have been there mid-1990s. We went to Malawi then on to Zambia. We too stayed in Kafue which was extremely posh, run by South Africans and the waiters wore white gloves when they served us at dinner. Totally over the top IMHO. Accommodation was in properly-built “cottages” with en-suite bathrooms bordering the river. During that trip we also went to the Busanga Plains which was when our guide Dorian told us about the Civets – henceforth we referred to them as “civet-dogs!!”
The camp at Busanga was incredibly basic, so basic that the lions roared outside our hut which was made of dried grass and I was expected to walk across open land to the long-drop toilet. One look at the toilet was enough for me. Lord only knows what horrors would have bitten my b*m!! When I said I wasn’t prepared to do it, after dinner, Dorian called “the man” who called to the other man “BUCKET FOR MADAM!” While on the plains I got disgustingly bitten by tsetse flies – anyone who’s experienced those, will know that the first thing you know about that is the red stain on your white socks!! The owner of the camp was incredibly kind and gave me some ointment which helped no end.
I understand that they now have proper ensuite facilities at Busanga which, because of the rainy season, are dismantled each year.
We also went to Chamilandu (by jeep) then across the river which was full of all unmentionable big things! Our host there (Clive) couldn’t help me to carry my suitcase because he’d been bitten by a scorpion the previous night.
Nuff said. The experience is one which I wouldn’t have missed for the world but I have to say I’d never, ever, go on a remote safari again!!
The owner of the camp at Kafue took us out on the aluminium flat-bottomed boat and ran over a hippo. The guide was furious because he said that the hippo would never forget and would be quite likely to raid our camp.
I apologise in advance for those poor gits who have to read the drivel of an ancient tourist, but in my defence, she did ask!!