Andy, re the Saga thingy. When my parents were turning pension age, they used to get some good deals from Saga, but now, judging from their prices, they seem to be aiming at the top end of the market (or drug dealers).
Maybe they looked at Maw and Paw, and thought, God if their offspring ever want to come, we don't want to have them. Anyway, they are all old.
P