Hi, Julie,
You are just a girl. The forget me not thing was merely a guess. My knowledge of flowers or anything to do with gardening is nonexistent.
I have keen gardeners on either side of me. I pay a guy £10 every fortnight to cut the grass. My ideal garden would be one which is covered in tarmac where I could store old cars.
At £1 for an iceberg in February, I bet it would still be cheaper than a single red rose, and much more practicable.
Hoover? Is that yon funny green thing that says Dyson on it? I always wondered what it was for.
Best wishes, meantime.
P