A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally,
the doctor asks him what happened. 'Well, it was like this', said the man.
'I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole,
we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them,
and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white
at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough,
there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the
middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my big mistake.' 'What did you do?' asks the doctor.
'Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like
yours!'. I don't remember much after that.