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I went to a book store and asked the assistant where the self-help books were and she said she couldn't help me as it would defeat the purpose.

Thank God for that. That should keep Celadon happy by reaching 100. Can we move on now?????

As a comparative newcomer to this forum (2 months)I would like to know if this is a record for the number of postings on one thread?

I've found a round piece of black plastic with a hole in the middle. Is this a record?
ps I had thought I was new to this forum, now I feel quite senior/established/old.

If time and space are relative why didn't they come to my birthday party.

We did but you were doppler effected and didn't have a clue what was GOING ON

Time and Space

My answer to that is Yes, unless the correct answer is No.

Seen in the restaurant at Burleigh House.
Underneath a sign saying "Toilets" was another, saying "Please wait to be seated"

The best toilet sign I ever saw was in a pub called the Little Gem.
"This cistern is fitted with a Dolby system,
it takes the hiss out of a piss and the slush
out of a flush"

" Expecting life to treat you fair is like expecting a bull not to charge at you because you are a vegetarian"- Shari Barr

Why does Slim Chance and Fat Chance mean exactly the same thing?

flammable and inflammable.

What's that all about?