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Britain's Got Talent wasn't very "British" considering there were only two foreigners in the final.

I don't watch that stuff but why were there foreigners in it at all?

agree with you,do you think ant and dec will win another award this year,at the next star studded award ceremony? i might chance my arm,and audition as a lion tamer on the next show.what do you think? regards Nytram.

Nytram,

I'm sure you would have a chance. But a much better chance if you could reduce us to tears with some tale of family tragedy, dark hints of child abuse, incurable illness or some such. It does not have to be true of course, but you must be convincing.

I was out of work once. I went to the local jobcentre and all they had was a vacancy for a lion tamer. I applied and went for an interview with the existing tamer at the circus. I asked "What do I do if the lion approaches menacingly?" He said, "crack your whip and he should back off". I said OK but what if that doesn't work. Tamer said "brandish the chair at the lion and he'll back off." I said OK, but what if that doesn't work. Tamer said, "Just pick up some sh*t and throw it at the lion". I said, "What if there's no sh*t". Tamer said, "There will be!"

Sorry, it's late and I'm tired.
Andy