Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Seems like I must
apologise for making a whole lot of wrong assumptions.
I just thought you guys were relishing solving these clues, so out of the sheer goodness of my heart I offered some clues for solution.
I didn't see any impoliteness in that!
Obviously I should have explained that I made all these clues up myself (including the biretta one!) - that explains how I knew the answers were wrong.
Why was nap wrong? Simply because it's not the answer I had in mind.
Testing you guys? Isn't that what all clues are supposed to do?
Why do you think so badly of me? I really wish I knew...