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Just thought this morning as I let the daylight in that if it weren't for venitian blinds it would be curtains for all of us.

Jim B - has anyone ever told you, you're very, very weird?

I've just seen a strange sudden intense light in the toilet. Is it likely to happen again or was it just a flash in the pan?

Bees

Weird me? 'tis'nt I that's wearing women's clothes, err apart from the odd Juliet's Cap.

By the way, yesterday,

As I was coming down the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish that man would go away

Help meeeeeeeeeeee

P.S. JimC I haven't a clue where the old so and so has gone???

JimB

Are you sure you haven't just answered the Grandpa query?

Quote..

¬¬¬¬ "As I was coming down the stair
¬¬¬¬ I met a man who wasn't there
¬¬¬¬ He wasn't there again today
¬¬¬¬ I wish that man would go away"

Jim (see?)

JimC,

sorry son, good point, so next time I meet this man who isn't there I'll err.. sort of say, err.. like, err.. do I, err.. like, er.. know you, err.. daddy?

JimB

Q. Where would you find a tortoise with legs?
A. Wherever you left it

How much oil could a gumboil boil,
If a gumboil could boil oil?

2 litres ??

Is a Freudian slip when you say one thing but mean your mother?

Why is it that when a craftsman becomes a master of his craft he immediately becomes a slave to it?

Just look around you!

Eternity is a terrible thought. Where is it going to end?