Pastille,
I number the lines of your reply to Bees 1 - 6 and comment accordingly.
1. implies that your answer made some sort of sense, which it didn't.
2. your only chance is an insanity plea.
3. Mackenzie Mountains are in NW Territory, about as far from East as possible.
4. the middle half,eh.
5. No.
6. wanna bet.
Do you think I could make a career out of reviewing crossword website postings.